10.20.14.
jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

(Source: hungry-queen, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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10.20.14.

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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10.20.14.

Honestly I just want a guy who will listen politely to my feminist rants, who won’t judge me when I’m depressed and eat a ton of ice cream, who won’t yell at me for being my own person, and who is fine with just sitting on the floor and listening to music for hours.

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10.19.14.

cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

(via prototypical-nonconformist)

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10.19.14.

feministpixie:

If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch anything ever again.

(Source: , via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Source: suprenaturals, via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.
neyney-jr:

healthyshrrrr1mp:

I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember that there are people who think bodies like mine are beautiful and lovely and sexy and I give myself permission to love myself even though my body is rarely reflected in mainstream media.

Rebloggin on here cause this is hella important

neyney-jr:

healthyshrrrr1mp:

I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember that there are people who think bodies like mine are beautiful and lovely and sexy and I give myself permission to love myself even though my body is rarely reflected in mainstream media.

Rebloggin on here cause this is hella important

(Source: bluehairedkitten, via tom-marvolo-dildo)

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10.19.14.
bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

(Source: gentul, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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