Guns don’t kill people, people kill people! Irons don’t iron clothes, people iron clothes! Toasters don’t toast bread, people toast bread! Tools are irrelevant! The power has been inside you this whole time! You just have to believe!
Babysitting a micro pig and I think I just depleted all my “aww’s” for the day
Do you and Troy still actively use Jeff’s Netflix account without his permission?
(Source: bodiebroadus, via cayminquinn)
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
(Source: susemoji, via cayminquinn)
Slot machines are just unfulfilling arcade games. If I’m going to pay money to lose at something it might as well be Pacman.